i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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