Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm passing your future prison.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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