Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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