She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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