Your dad touched me again.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
