Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
