why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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