During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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