im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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