coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
she smelled like a LAN party
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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