He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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