I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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