i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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