I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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