At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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