Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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