is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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