His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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