I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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