you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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