it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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