what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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