I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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