it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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