:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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