That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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