yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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