He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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