but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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