all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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