Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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