But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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