I'm laying in your front yard are you home
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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