READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
