Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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