You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
It was confusing and full of hummus
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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