I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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