Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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