and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
