She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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