I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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