I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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