i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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