used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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