He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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