Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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