That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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