new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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