office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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