At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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